Well hello there! And a happy Tuesday to you.
Today, we’re going deep in the woo.
Lately, I’ve been dabbling in astrology. Just for fun. I’ve always been intrigued by horoscopes, and may have started studying the zodiac when I was 11 or 12, taking notes on the different sun signs from the encyclopedias in the libaray of my Catholic middle school. The nuns were thrilled. And by thrilled I mean they gave me extra religious studies homework.
Anyway, I’ve been practicing reading birth charts. And it’s fun. And I’d like more practice. So if you want an incredibly amature astrological birth chart reading, email me with your birth information (date, time, location) and I’ll see what I can whip up!
Real astrologers charge like $250 for this service because they’re like, practiced and have spent years studying their craft an I just bought a book like three weeks ago and listened to some podcasts so, you know, you get what you pay for. Plus, I’ve done this a couple of times already for family and friends, and towards the end of the reading I start to get fatigued and punchy throwing stuff in like “Moon in Capricorn means that you are extremely attracted to aardvarks,” or “Uranus is in this fantastic position – in your butt,” or “People with a north node in Cancer have a habit of dying by piano falling on their head like a Looney Toons cartoon.” Just so we set the expectations clear right up front.
So email me and we’ll see what the sky says about you!